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  1. fellatio_Martinez

    Things that annoy you

    Dominos isn't in the same realm as KFC ffs! It's vastly overpriced, chewy, sugary shit.
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    Things that annoy you

    The new fries are horrible and the gravy has lost flavour but I still love the chicken.
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    Things that annoy you

    An overwhelming number of vegans definitely are doing it for moral reasons and that's who KFC are targeting.
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    Lose the Gut Thread 2019!!

    The biggest hurdle for me is just sticking to it long enough that it becomes automatic and less of a slog and apparently that can take two months on average. Day 2 and I'm already contemplating a cheat day.
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    Things that annoy you

    KFC is by far the most hit and miss fast food as far as I'm concerned. My rule of thumb is that if it doesn't look busy I'm not going in because they don't bother regularly frying chicken and just leave cooked portions sitting under a hot lamp getting dry. Those places are usually a bit dirty as...
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    Lose the Gut Thread 2019!!

    I started properly yesterday. First day without anything sugary in months. I was meant to do 100 pushups but only did 10. I had a banana for lunch and a dinner of salmon, sweet potato and broccoli. Weighed myself this morning and lost 4lbs.
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    Things that annoy you

    You're also going to play Russian roulette because the service at KFC is usually so random you just get whatever they happen to put into your bag. I've already read of people biting into a 'vegan' burger to only realise half way in that it's real chicken. I'm all for variety and giving...
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    Things that annoy you

    Youtube ads are becoming a piss take.
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    New TV series 2019

    Don't touch season 2. It's has everything season 1 had except the decent bits but with added annoying characters.
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    4th Round Draw - Who d'ya fancy? (should we make it)

    Are you one of those people that still talk about "the magic" of the cup?
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    4th Round Draw - Who d'ya fancy? (should we make it)

    Shit draw in a competition that has about as much magic as an 80 year old strippers thong.
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    4th Round Draw - Who d'ya fancy? (should we make it)

    Pretty sure this outcome was discussed at length already....
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    Film Thread 2019

    Judy - 6/10 Typical Oscar grab biopic deal. Loads of self loathing and drama but I felt that it didn't offer any real emotional punch because it was wall to wall dreariness and pain and the ending felt very Hollywood and contrived. Renee Zellweger definitely devoted herself to the role but I...
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    Manchester Male Rapist

    Is bumming fashionable in English prisons? I know in America they have a gay old time in lock down but from what I've seen English prisons are far less rapey.
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    Manchester Male Rapist

    You're right. Credit where credit is due.
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    New Years Resolutions 2020

    There's nothing quite as disheartening as putting on an item clothing and realising it's too tight. I keep telling my missus to buy bigger lingerie but she won't listen.
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    New TV series 2019

    I watched the first episode of Dracula and was disappointed. The effects are poor and it's just too self knowing and plays for laughs.
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    Iran & USA

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