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  1. fellatio_Martinez

    Manchester Male Rapist

    No, it did work. We now live together and have formed a three piece church boy band called God's Gift.
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    Iran & USA

    Unless American shadow forces want him dead. *cough* JFK
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    New TV series 2019

    Haha, holy shit. I'm definitely not watching anymore. I found Love to be incredibly annoying. Series one had it's faults but Beck was so pretty I could have just watched endless hours of her looking perturbed and enjoyed it.
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    Manchester Male Rapist

    I assume the guys he took back were alone and absolutely steaming or brought back on the promise of a house party with more booze / girls. I remember one time being so drunk that I left a pub, blacked out and found myself in a completely unknown part of town. These two lads my age came towards...
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    Iran & USA

    Damn commies didn't do nuffin.
  6. fellatio_Martinez

    Iran & USA

    You weren't saying that when they saved yo ass in double u double u 2!!!
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    Things that annoy you

    KFC selling vegan burgers. Stick to chicken ffs.
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    Highlights

    Godden took far too many touches and allowed the goalkeeper to close him down for that last attempt. You'd think with two hat tricks behind him he'd have the confidence to finish chances like that.
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    Iran & USA

    Have Iran ever attacked the USA?
  10. fellatio_Martinez

    Iran & USA

    What's going to happen? America will flatten Iran if they do anything to threaten Homeland security and they know that. Bollocks all will happen.
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    Death List 2020

    I used to laugh my tits off watching Derek prance about "haunted" houses pretending to be possessed.
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    New TV series 2019

    I watched the first two eps of series 2 last night and wasn't impressed. His love interest is annoying and he doesn't seem to even like her. They've replaced Paco hanging outside his New York Apartment with another teenager with parent issues he can confide in that hangs around outside his LA...
  13. fellatio_Martinez

    New TV series 2019

    You don't recommend the second series then?
  14. fellatio_Martinez

    Iran & USA

    You call Donald Trump unstable and mentally ill and call others childish. For fuck sake man. Time to get a grip on reality.
  15. fellatio_Martinez

    New TV series 2019

    I just binged You on Netflix. I thought it started very promisingly and then kind of descended into formulaic predictable drama. It reminded me Dexter a lot with the constant monologues and obvious dark elements. Very silly and at times very good in parts but I'm not sure if I'll watch the...
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    Iran & USA

    I agree. Trump may be a large slice of c**t but he's definitely not some war mongering maniac. It's embarrassing how some people just trot out the same lines over and over again. Trump bad man. Trump bad man.
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    Stars you've met and chatted to.....

    I wish. Those things can't press charges.
  18. fellatio_Martinez

    Iran & USA

    Looking through Twitter I can't help but imagine that a good old nuclear war might help society.
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    Stars you've met and chatted to.....

    I've met plenty of famous people but they always seem to run away from me while pointing at my erection. Absolute divas the lot of them.
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    Things that annoy you

    I used to work at the deli counter of a supermarket when I was at college. I served customers deli meats, fish, steaks or whatever and I made pizzas to order too. The amount of times twats ordered pizzas and either didn't come back for them or just left them in a freezer or on a shelf was...
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