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This is where you argument is flawed. If it's religious intolerance why aren't the "Nazi far right Brexiteers" going after the Jews and their Kosher labels too? You can't just say that it's fashionable to go after Islam as that doesn't get to the root of the issue. Feeble. "According to the...

Why would anyone be outraged by a Kosher symbol though? Have sections of the Jewish community commited heinous sex crimes against children or acts of terrorism on British soil? The comparison is utterly flawed.

No I haven't seen that. I can't watch anything with her in. She must have Polaroids of TV execs with hookers or something to command such dominance on TV.

And why do you think that is?

Warburtons didn't make their bread Halal for any other reason than to make money and as long as it doesn't compromise on taste no one should really give a fuck. Are some people getting confused with the halal killing of chickens and anything labelled halal?

I'm not sure. I only read that today myself. Maybe they saw a gap in the market for halal consumers and that increased revenue offset the money lost through slower production.

Bread companies can use a chemical that's derived from pork which can make dough prove quicker and speed up productivity.

Yep. I will be cruising along fine without sugar and then from nowhere a voice will say "You can have just one bar of chocolate. You've got your shit together now, you're stronger than sugar. Just do it. Buy that delicious huge sharing slab of Galaxy and just have a few chunks, just a few.."

I don’t think willpower comes into it. Sugar is a drug and a toxin that rewires your brain, so anytime the a hint of something sugary comes along your brain is defenceless. I think the only way around it short term is to take yourself immediately away from the situation, let the sugar leave...

Prince Phillip has been written off every year but I reckon his diet of human fetuses and virgin boy bone marrow will keep him alive for many moons to come.

She is terribly annoying and unfunny and seemingly on every single panel show known to man.

I'm going to completely cut out added sugar as that has always hampered my weight loss. I can eat a packet of crisps and feel satisfied but once that sweet poison passes my lips it's game over. One biscuit and two hours later I'm covered in chocolate lying in a crack den with a Toblerone...

Lose weight. Exercise more. Focus on my hobbies more i.e playing drums / guitar. Murder at least one person.

Found a twat who says twenty twenty.

And twats who say twenty twenty instead of two thousand and twenty.

Dunk and spunk. That's all I'm saying.

Fuck em. The amount of their fans that called me names last season when I threw shit at them was outrageous. I was quite honestly shaken by the whole encounter.

In all honesty I'm in no way addicted to porn but I'd find myself having a browse every so often if I was bored but I could be doing something productive and I never feel any better for seeking it out and TBH it's hard finding new custard cream fetish videos.