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  1. fellatio_Martinez

    General Election 2019 thread

    Are you still crying about your boy Corbyn getting beat by a gorilla in a suit?
  2. fellatio_Martinez

    General Election 2019 thread

    Even The Guardian didn't say Corbyn won the debate ffs! And public opinion agrees. Boris Johnson narrowly beat Jeremy Corbyn in TV debate, poll finds
  3. fellatio_Martinez

    General Election 2019 thread

    Fuckin' hell.
  4. fellatio_Martinez

    General Election 2019 thread

    Corbyn fan boy in the house.
  5. fellatio_Martinez

    General Election 2019 thread

    That's what I gathered and I'm not a fan of either person. They're both obnoxious little fuckers as far as I'm concerned but Corbyn was stiff and also kept saying the same thing over and over again and couldn't answer anything straight regarding Brexit.
  6. fellatio_Martinez

    General Election 2019 thread

    He did indeed ram that line home consistently. I thought he did better than a rambling humourless Corbyn.
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    Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz 2

    Ruiz was wearing Jeans, a top and a big sombrero so that would have added weight and people there say he looks like he's packed on muscle. AJ will move quicker with the 10lbs off but he'll also lose a bit of power.
  8. fellatio_Martinez

    Christmas 2019 thread

    Christmas day and boxing day are fine. The two month run up is for women and children. "Ooh loads of shopping and camp songs!"
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    Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz 2

    I've watched the first fight back again and Ruiz only gets into the fight when Joshua really commits and goes in for for the kill which allows the smaller Ruiz inside and that's when he punches Joshua in the temple and it's game over. AJ is in a concussed state from that moment on and Ruiz...
  10. fellatio_Martinez

    Things that annoy you

    I worked in a supermarket for a few years when I was a student and I can confirm that staff have such a low opinion of the general public that you could squeeze out a hovis sized shit onto their cash register and they wouldn't take it personally.
  11. fellatio_Martinez

    General Election 2019 thread

    It seems that people on this thread are either getting pissed off with each other or pissed off with politicians. The one clear thread is that humans are annoying and our demise will make the world a better place. I'll vote for whoever wants to use nuclear weapons.
  12. fellatio_Martinez

    Things that annoy you

    Or walking into Greggs with giddy anticipation of purchasing a hot meat parcel only to be met by some spotty c*nt behind the counter who says "They'll be ready in 15 minutes mate" Fuuuuuuuuuck!
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    Things that annoy you

    I've pretty much stopped going to Subway due to their tepid toasted subs. I've witnessed staff opening the oven before it's finished cooking to speed the queue up but in general I just don't think they toast it long enough. There is a company called Quiznos whose subs are always hot. They...
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    Things that annoy you

    The staff in Lidl always seem to have them on but I think they're so downtrodden that they can't muster the energy to chat.
  15. fellatio_Martinez

    Milton Keynes vs Coventry City Match Thread (EFL Trophy) - Tuesday Dec. 3rd

    Hiwula needs to be sold off and melted down into glue.
  16. fellatio_Martinez

    Things that annoy you

    I would but I've promised myself I'll never kill again.
  17. fellatio_Martinez

    Milton Keynes vs Coventry City Match Thread (EFL Trophy) - Tuesday Dec. 3rd

    Throw Hiwula into a pool of dicks and he'd come up sucking his thumb.
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    Things that annoy you

    I run along the canal sometimes and regularly have to either stop or run onto the grassy verge because of pram faces. They should be banned.
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