Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics) (2 Viewers)

[SBAndy]

Can you link me please?

Bit forward.

 

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[Liquid Gold]

Bit forward.

I will lick the vaccine out of your arsehole if it means I can go to the pub and the football.

 

[CCFCSteve]

Can you link me please?

UKHSA data dashboard

Showing public health data across England

coronavirus.data.gov.uk

Bit of a lag. Johnson just said it’s now over 1.5m. Think it was planned to be ‘live’ daily from next week but stuck it on weekly data on site already

I hope those grumbling about the roll out are having a listen to the army guy about the size and complexity of the task.

 

[CCFCSteve]

I will lick the vaccine out of your arsehole if it means I can go to the pub and the football.

LG - ‘That definitely was the vaccine wasn’t it Andy ?’

Andy

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Good news we are back to having the most deaths in Europe. Truly world class from everyone in charge

 

[Liquid Gold]

LG - ‘That definitely was the vaccine wasn’t it Andy ?’

Andy

Stop playing out your fantasies, there's a pandemic going on.

 

[shmmeee]

Stop playing out your fantasies, there's a pandemic going on.

If we can’t lose ourselves in SBT slashfic now when can we!?

 

[CCFCSteve]

If we can’t lose ourselves in SBT slashfic now when can we!?

It’s how I get through the days !!!

 

[fernandopartridge]

Can you link me please?

Coronavirus.data.gov.uk

 

[Skybluefaz]

Totally unnecessary swear by Clarkson. Reminded me of the recent Partridge podcast where Alan mentors a young offender.

 

[Saddlebrains]

Cases should start dropping now. 10 day incubation and were almost at 14 days since xmas day. Would expect to see a random rise for a day or 2 some point next week for the pricks that mixed on NYE.

But deaths we will be looking at high numbers for another few weeks, tends to be another 10-21 days after illness people end up in hospital if they get worse

 

[Earlsdon_Skyblue1]

If we can’t lose ourselves in SBT slashfic now when can we!?

As if slashfic is a word as well. Couldn't believe the definition. At least my internet history won't look bad...

 

[shmmeee]

As if slashfic is a word as well. Couldn't believe the definition. At least my internet history won't look bad...

 

[Brylowes]

you’ll love this Shmmeee, brilliant satire!!! Or is it.

 

[hill83]

Totally unnecessary swear by Clarkson. Reminded me of the recent Partridge podcast where Alan mentors a young offender.

listened to that podcast all the way through at least 20 times.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

As if slashfic is a word as well. Couldn't believe the definition. At least my internet history won't look bad...

Let’s be honest Grendel’s quiz this year compromised everyone’s search history

 

[David O'Day]

Third Covid vaccine set for UK approval next week but arrival delayed by Brexit

moderna approved next week but delayed until april

 

[clint van damme]

Bit of good news

COVID-19: New 'life-saving' treatment can reduce risk of death by 24%, government announces

Tocilizumab and sarilumab are already used to treat rheumatoid arthritis and are readily available on the NHS.

news.sky.com

 

[Skybluefaz]

listened to that podcast all the way through at least 20 times.

I'll have a cup of tea and a fucking scone

 

[hill83]

I'll have a cup of tea and a fucking scone

See you fucking later nutbag

 

[David O'Day]

Didn't hear any clapping round our way today

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Didn't hear any clapping round our way today

None here either. Can't blame them it's been below freezing all day

 

[shmmeee]

Clapping in twilight in the summer night is one thing, hanging around for a minute without gloves (otherwise who can hear the clapping?) when it’s below freezing is something else.

Can’t I just pay a bit more tax and give them a pay rise instead?

 

[fernandopartridge]

Clapping in twilight in the summer night is one thing, hanging around for a minute without gloves (otherwise who can hear the clapping?) when it’s below freezing is something else.

Can’t I just pay a bit more tax and give them a pay rise instead?

A pay rise isn't contingent on anybody paying more tax, it's a political choice

 

[shmmeee]

A pay rise isn't contingent on anybody paying more tax, it's a political choice

I know, but (if I were being serious) even with that choice being made for me, I’d take it over standing in the cold, and I bet the NHS staff would too.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Clapping in twilight in the summer night is one thing, hanging around for a minute without gloves (otherwise who can hear the clapping?) when it’s below freezing is something else.

Can’t I just pay a bit more tax and give them a pay rise instead?

Thou doth protest too much sir

 

[clint van damme]

Just sack this charlatan

Gavin Williamson snubbed offer of cheap broadband for kids

EXCLUSIVE BT offered to supply disadvantaged families basic connections to allow children to access online learning - but the Department for Education turned them down

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Just sack this charlatan

Gavin Williamson snubbed offer of cheap broadband for kids

EXCLUSIVE BT offered to supply disadvantaged families basic connections to allow children to access online learning - but the Department for Education turned them down

www.mirror.co.uk

Him or his boss

 

[clint van damme]

Him or his boss

Ideally both. But under what previous government would a minister so useless have kept his job?

 

[Ian1779]

Ideally both. But under what previous government would a minister so useless have kept his job?

This guy has got shit on all of them... enough to bring them down I reckon.

 

[Nick]

It was quite funny when news places were sending out push alerts etc last night.

"Brits take to the streets" but they couldn't actually find a recent picture to use.

 

[Evo1883]

My best mate has just called an ambulance as he's taken a turn for the worse with covid... This is the 8th day for him so far... He was ok felt a bit groggy but his breathing has gone to pot today

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

My best mate has just called an ambulance as he's taken a turn for the worse with covid... This is the 8th day for him so far... He was ok felt a bit groggy but his breathing has gone to pot today

Hope he pulls through Evo.

 

[Brylowes]

Ideally both. But under what previous government would a minister so useless have kept his job?

He and Chris Grayling in a race to the bottom would be interesting, both appear to be completely unsackable.

 

[shmmeee]

My best mate has just called an ambulance as he's taken a turn for the worse with covid... This is the 8th day for him so far... He was ok felt a bit groggy but his breathing has gone to pot today

Jesus. Hope he’s OK.