Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics) (13 Viewers)

[Ian1779]

Alligator is eaten quite a lot in southern states of the US, raccoons too. There’s even an annual raccoon eating festival in Minnesota.

I ate an alligator burger in a kebab shop in Northampton once.

 

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[Grendel]

Oh for my many admirers on this thread just to warn you my battery is low and in taking my dog for a walk so if it’s flat I’m not succumbing to the powerful educated machine that is mini David or the psychologist/finance expert/construction employee/accountant

Cheers

 

[SeaSeeEffCee]

I didn’t claim that David - however I’m sure if Mr Johnson had called Mr Putin for assistance you’d be - well somewhat less excited

Somewhat hilarious that you've decided that me and David are the same person while also calling out others for tinfoil fat conspiracy theories. Again with the deflection when caught chatting shit. Still waiting to hear what part of that article you wanted me to read that supported the point you were trying to make, instead of actually addressing that you've decided to go off on some sort of irrelevant tangent about Johnson and Putin.

 

[Grendel]

You know what, I don’t want to go all conspiracy theory at all - but it’s bugging me and has been these last couple of days.

I am glad he’s out of hospital and glad he’s on the mend... but does it sit totally logically with you given some of the testimonies from members of this forum about having it?

he didn’t have to go on a ventilator. Also it was said even ICU was precautionary as they would want to monitor his vital signs so it’s really not a great mystery

 

[Grendel]

Somewhat hilarious that you've decided that me and David are the same person while also calling out others for tinfoil fat conspiracy theories. Again with the deflection when caught chatting shit. Still waiting to hear what part of that article you wanted me to read that supported the point you were trying to make, instead of actually addressing that you've decided to go off on some sort of irrelevant tangent about Johnson and Putin.

I love the internet word deflection

“labour have issues with anti Semitic behaviour”

response “so do the Tories”

So the left it seems own the definition of tbf word

 

[skybluetony176]

I ate an alligator burger in a kebab shop in Northampton once.

Halal alligator?

 

[Ring Of Steel]

Somewhat hilarious that you've decided that me and David are the same person while also calling out others for tinfoil fat conspiracy theories. Again with the deflection when caught chatting shit. Still waiting to hear what part of that article you wanted me to read that supported the point you were trying to make, instead of actually addressing that you've decided to go off on some sort of irrelevant tangent about Johnson and Putin.

He does that when he’s flustered- he accused me me of actually being some guy called “Mart” for ages. Don’t get the need to make things up and tell so many lies, but there you go, each to their own. He’s right about one thing, mind, it’s time to walk the dog

 

[Sick Boy]

Halal alligator?

I think I might have eaten it in a Walkabout at some point many years ago.

 

[skybluetony176]

I ate an alligator burger in a kebab shop in Northampton once.

Did it take long to cook or did they make it snappy?

 

[skybluetony176]

I think I might have eaten it in a Walkabout at some point many years ago.

Didn’t they used to do a kangaroo steak also?

 

[TomRad85]

Halal alligator?

Halaligator

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[Grendel]

He does that when he’s flustered- he accused me me of actually being some guy called “Mart” for ages. Don’t get the need to make things up and tell so many lies, but there you go, each to their own. He’s right about one thing, mind, it’s time to walk the dog

Im really not flustered and when an don’t go “yeah pal whatever each to his own”

 

[SeaSeeEffCee]

I love the internet word deflection

“labour have issues with anti Semitic behaviour”

response “so do the Tories”

So the left it seems own the definition of tbf word

Congratulations, that may be your most irrelevant post yet.

Don't worry, I'll just accept your inability to answer a straight question as an admission that you know you're wrong.

 

[David O'Day]

Somewhat hilarious that you've decided that me and David are the same person while also calling out others for tinfoil fat conspiracy theories. Again with the deflection when caught chatting shit. Still waiting to hear what part of that article you wanted me to read that supported the point you were trying to make, instead of actually addressing that you've decided to go off on some sort of irrelevant tangent about Johnson and Putin.

He thinks we're the same person?

Fuck me sideways grenners is a weirdo

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[David O'Day]

Alligator is eaten quite a lot in southern states of the US, raccoons too. There’s even an annual raccoon eating festival in Minnesota.

They eat dirt in parts of the southern USA as well.

Weird

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[Grendel]

Congratulations, that may be your most irrelevant post yet.

Don't worry, I'll just accept your inability to answer a straight question as an admission that you know you're wrong.

I guess if I was a member of the left my deflection technique would be say “what about Ukraine” still if you believe you have achieved a victory I’m genuinely excited for you

 

[Grendel]

He thinks we're the same person?

Fuck me sideways grenners is a weirdo

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To be fair David there is only one you (aside from the fact any attempt at multi tasking would I suspect stretch your mental capacity to the limit) - he more I think aspires to be yoy - you of course alas will not see this post as you have me on ignore

 

[SeaSeeEffCee]

I guess if I was a member of the left my deflection technique would be say “what about Ukraine” still if you believe you have achieved a victory I’m genuinely excited for you

Achieving victory over you is no accomplishment. It’s like winning a boxing match against a toddler.

Your big ‘gotcha’ Ukraine comment makes absolute no sense by the way.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Was offered alligator once in Shenzhen (to eat, not to take home with me)- apparently that’s quite popular though even over here. But Raccoon? Wouldn’t be rushing to order that one.

Up until, oh, four weeks ago, I'd always thought I'd try anything once!

 

[Nick]

I've had a kangaroo burger, it was a bit weird

 

[Grendel]

Achieving victory over you is no accomplishment. It’s like winning a boxing match against a toddler.

Your big ‘gotcha’ Ukraine comment makes absolute no sense by the way.

Well it would be an achievement to beat a toddler if you were a new born child

 

[skybluetony176]

They eat dirt in parts of the southern USA as well.

Weird

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Probably not as stupid as it sounds. Getting vitamin B12 straight from the source.

 

[Deleted member 5849]

You know what, I don’t want to go all conspiracy theory at all - but it’s bugging me and has been these last couple of days.

I am glad he’s out of hospital and glad he’s on the mend... but does it sit totally logically with you given some of the testimonies from members of this forum about having it?

A mate of mine's brother had a very similar trajectory to Johnson, tbf.

 

[skybluetony176]

I've had a kangaroo burger, it was a bit weird

Did you skip the starter?

 

[Deleted member 5849]

I've had a kangaroo burger, it was a bit weird

Didn't mind kangaroo when Iceland sold it, but could take it or leave it. Ostrich was definitely the better choice.

 

[SeaSeeEffCee]

Well it would be an achievement to beat a toddler if you were a new born child

Yeah, I agree, a new born child is probably about the level of intellect I would fancy you to defeat in a debate before you start stammering and wildly changing the subject. Probably why you lost so handily to me.

 

[David O'Day]

Government has only hit 13% of its first ventilator roll out target

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[Brylowes]

The spread of the virus isn't down to any single event. But idiots not doing as advised spreads it faster. Having freedom to move around easily should change. It is those spreading it around that are then infecting those looking after them.

I absolutely agree ‘but there’s no point blaming idiots for acting like idiots,

 

[Grendel]

Yeah, I agree, a new born child is probably about the level of intellect I would fancy you to defeat in a debate before you start stammering and wildly changing the subject. Probably why you lost so handily to me.

Whet a zinger - I have no comeback

 

[Brylowes]

Halal alligator?

Did it make you feel Crock.

soz:emoji_smirk:

 

[westcountry_skyblue]

Naz shah shadow Secretary of State for women and equalities you couldn’t make it up!!!

 

[SkyBlueDom26]

France will start to reopen on the 11th of May, could we follow a similar pattern?

 

[David O'Day]

Naz shah shadow Secretary of State for women and equalities you couldn’t make it up!!!

Only you could as Marsha de Cordova is the shadow secretary of state for women and equality

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[Deleted member 5849]

France will start to reopen on the 11th of May, could we follow a similar pattern?

We might.

We might not.

 

[westcountry_skyblue]

Only you could as Marsha de Cordova is the shadow secretary of state for women and equality

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Oops sorry community cohesion still a fcuking laugh you couldn’t make it up after her past.