Brylowes
Well-Known Member
Man goes to the Dr’s
Patient: Dr I feel terrible
Dr: what seems to be the trouble
Patient: I’ve got pain in my gut, chest and groin
Dr: oh that doesn’t sound to good, go behind the screen and take all your clothes off
Patient: ok doctor I’ve took them all off
Dr: very good, now go over to the window ‘put your hands behind your head stick your tongue
Out and say Ahhhhh
Patient: done doctor
Dr: very good ‘now put your clothes back on and come and sit down
Patient: I have to ask doctor, how will that help me feel better
Dr: it won’t, but I can’t stand that twat who works in the Bank opposite.
Patient: Dr I feel terrible
Dr: what seems to be the trouble
Patient: I’ve got pain in my gut, chest and groin
Dr: oh that doesn’t sound to good, go behind the screen and take all your clothes off
Patient: ok doctor I’ve took them all off
Dr: very good, now go over to the window ‘put your hands behind your head stick your tongue
Out and say Ahhhhh
Patient: done doctor
Dr: very good ‘now put your clothes back on and come and sit down
Patient: I have to ask doctor, how will that help me feel better
Dr: it won’t, but I can’t stand that twat who works in the Bank opposite.