I reckon I'm just gonna have to resign myself to the fact he's back
Even after sleeping on it I'm still really sad and disappointed by it!
I will just hold my own protest by refusing to applaud his name as it's read out, refuse to stand when / if he scores, and if you see any commentary during the season that has no name associated to it you know it's relating to him! Or I will have to make a nickname for him!
If he goes on to become our player of the season (or to make it fairer wins any award at the end of the season) I will join the 'donate to charity' thing we have going on here!