shepardo01
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Was thinking the same. This is shite!
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The water's been guaranteed by the local mare,hhmmm.
shepardo01
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I've just got hold of the planning docs for the opening ceremony.
Organiser;
Right, we'll pile everyone on some boats.
I've found a load of people from the streets and told them to do loads of random shit when the boats go past.
No rehearsal needed (fact that none of this was rehearsed!)
Et voilà!
Organiser;
Right, we'll pile everyone on some boats.
I've found a load of people from the streets and told them to do loads of random shit when the boats go past.
No rehearsal needed (fact that none of this was rehearsed!)
Et voilà!
Skyblueweeman
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It's dreadful.
Liquid Gold
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My possibly controversial opinion is that anything that requires a judges score isn’t a sport and shouldn’t be in the olympics.
Liquid Gold
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Absolutely great idea
ovduk78
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Neither should any sport that involves a horse
Skyblueweeman
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Tom Daley and Max Whitlock don't like this take.
Nuskyblue
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5 aside and amateur, one ringer allowed.
Nuskyblue
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tommydazzle
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If you’re on the wrong bank you’re just looking at a load of Thames clippers sailing by with the backs of athletes all that’s visible. Just pleased that the refugee small boat didn’t sink - would have made this disaster even more of a debacle. Initially thought I was watching a pride carnival in Brighton or Eurovision. Did they not learn anything from our dismal river pageant in London?
Blind-Faith
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Does look like some kind of pride festival. What ever happened to all athletes just walking into the stadium waving their flag?? It’s an absolute shit show and hammering down with rain, couldn’t of happened to a nicer nation 
tommydazzle
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Who’s the masked child catcher going to be? My guess is Gerard Derpardieu or Eric Cantona or maybe Plastic Bertrand.
SIR ERNIE
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Unwatchable. The freak show on the bridge was quite disturbing at times.
Houchens Head
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Plastic Bertrand is Belgian! Ca plane pour moi!
Houchens Head
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Can't remember the last time I watched any Olympics. Two weeks of stupid "sports" that half the world ain't interested in! When they introduced synchronised drowning as a "sport", that was it for me! What next? Tiddlywinks? Beer drinking? Dwarf tossing? Jeez!!!
Bugger and I always thought it Sans plomb pour moi when you fill up!!
Houchens Head
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Translated, it means " This Works For Me!"
Matt smith
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Looking forward to haji and rudoni playing in this
Mucca Mad Boys
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To be fair, if pint downing was a sport, I’d be in with a chance of an Olympic medal…
Matt smith
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No one likes a show off @Mucca Mad Boys
Mucca Mad Boys
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We’ve got to be aware of our own talents. Some rugby boys put in Germany tried to challenge me to a pint off (a rugby boy custom) and to humble-brag, I surprised the gentlemen (and myself) in question. I’ve still got it!
Matt smith
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Rugby boy, no doubt you beat them mateWe’ve got to be aware of our own talents. Some rugby boys put in Germany tried to challenge me to a pint off (a rugby boy custom) and to humble-brag, I surprised the gentlemen (and myself) in question. I’ve still got it!
it’s a tough pint drinking those wasps tears
LastGarrison
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The French go for Zidane and we go for Kalvin Phillips.
Houchens Head
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Was this speed drinking? My personal best is downing a pint in just under 3 seconds. Haven't tried again for years though! Too bloody old!We’ve got to be aware of our own talents. Some rugby boys put in Germany tried to challenge me to a pint off (a rugby boy custom) and to humble-brag, I surprised the gentlemen (and myself) in question. I’ve still got it!
Mucca Mad Boys
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Indeed it was and that’s about my speed now - at uni it was a bit quicker. It’s never a good idea HH, the hangovers I get now compared to uni are really bad!
oscillatewildly
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Just watched the womens 100m freestyle relay - Good show from GB but outside the medals.
Something didn't seem quite right tho and then the penny dropped - Can't remember the last time I saw so many women in one place with exposed arms (and legs) and not a single tattoo.
Ha! What a bunch of losers.
Really weird. Like the 1970's or something.
Something didn't seem quite right tho and then the penny dropped - Can't remember the last time I saw so many women in one place with exposed arms (and legs) and not a single tattoo.
Ha! What a bunch of losers.
Really weird. Like the 1970's or something.
SkyBlueCharlie9
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We will win the alternative medal table for 'sitting down sports'..... rowing, cycling, equestrian/dressage, canoeing and sailing. 
Terry_dactyl
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Having not really bothered with the Olympics for quite some time I’m gonna make a concerted effort to watch them this time.
I surprised myself by really enjoying the Rugby 7s. I’m not a Rugby fan at all but it was great. Not least because it’s over really quickly!
Im not getting on with the horse events.
I surprised myself by really enjoying the Rugby 7s. I’m not a Rugby fan at all but it was great. Not least because it’s over really quickly!
Im not getting on with the horse events.
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