Things that annoy you (15 Viewers)

[Greggs]

wiping your arse, getting it nice and clean, then another blob of shit decides to come out, hate conundrums in the morning.

 

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[OffenhamSkyBlue]

Put the tv on and This Morning was on lasted a few seconds of that awful woman’s voice and had to switch off it must be put on I think her name was Josie.

Yeah, Josie Gibson.
Now, i am Bristolian too, but her accent gets right on my tits - forgiven, TG!

 

[SBAndy]

The gut punch that is being told you interviewed really well for a job but don’t have the experience they’re looking for. You knew that from my CV so why lead me on a merry dance?

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

I went to the beach a few years back with the family…went for a quick dip etc. This dog, on one of those leads, came over to where we were, ate and then regurgitated one of my socks. Which the owner then sort of apologetically, sort of not, handed back to me.
I was unusually speechless.

The kids still talk about it.

And annoying on this theme is how all dog owners think everyone else loves dogs .
" It's okay she's only being friendly"
No, take your dog away from me . I hate them.

 

[Terry_dactyl]

And annoying on this theme is how all dog owners think everyone else loves dogs .
" It's okay she's only being friendly"
No, take your dog away from me . I hate them.

Yes! That expectation is incredible…and often met with hostility if you’re less than jovial as their dog sniffs around you/your family, eats your socks etc.

 

[Sbarcher]

Yes! That expectation is incredible…and often met with hostility if you’re less than jovial as their dog sniffs around you/your family, eats your socks etc.

My dog has aquired a lovely selection of odd socks. It often happens when we go down to the beach, but he has been known to wrestle them from the feet of non-dog lovers. If you send me a photo of your missing sock, I will see if I can match it up.

 

[Terry_dactyl]

My dog has aquired a lovely selection of odd socks. It often happens when we go down to the beach, but he has been known to wrestle them from the feet of non-dog lovers. If you send me a photo of your missing sock, I will see if I can match it up.

Hahaha…fear not! The dog on this occasion was good enough to regurgitate for me!

 

[Deleted member 5849]

The gut punch that is being told you interviewed really well for a job but don’t have the experience they’re looking for. You knew that from my CV so why lead me on a merry dance?

And how do you get the experience without being given a chance, anyway?

 

[SBAndy]

And how do you get the experience without being given a chance, anyway?

Quite.

 

[tom88]

Two topics for me recently

1. Brooklyn Beckhams wedding. Who gives a shit?!

2. Fans on twatter “that’s my season ticket renewed” “Renewed my season ticket” blah blah blah. Who gives a shit?!

 

[Mcbean]

Genuine question - what is the correct way to dispose of fat/grease? I tend to tip it into a bottle and bin it but is there a more sensible way?

get newspaper to absorb it then wrap it up and put it in the green or black bin

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

And annoying on this theme is how all dog owners think everyone else loves dogs .
" It's okay she's only being friendly"
No, take your dog away from me . I hate them.

Same goes for children! Can't abide the little bastards! Rather have dogs.

 

[Sbarcher]

Same goes for children! Can't abide the little bastards! Rather have dogs.

Parents who let their kids run riot in cafes, pub gardens etc. Really noticeable abroad where it’s always the Brits making the noise.
I don’t blame the kids for their behaviour.

 

[Hutch11]

Parents who let their kids run riot in cafes, pub gardens etc. Really noticeable abroad where it’s always the Brits making the noise.
I don’t blame the kids for their behaviour.

Same as letting the little squirts push the trolley round the supermarket

 

[Hutch11]

While I'm on the subject, why do retired people insist on shopping at weekends, they've got all frigging week

 

[Mcbean]

While I'm on the subject, why do retired people insist on shopping at weekends, they've got all frigging week

More yellow labels

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

This thread is SO cathartic! Thanks for your support everyone!!

 

[olderskyblue]

While I'm on the subject, why do retired people insist on shopping at weekends, they've got all frigging week

There’s only so many pleasures you can get when you’re old, and pissing off the 9 to 5 er‘s is one of them

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

"....from the get go "
Another Americanism that's caught on. No thanks . Piss off.

 

[SheafIsGod]

The gut punch that is being told you interviewed really well for a job but don’t have the experience they’re looking for. You knew that from my CV so why lead me on a merry dance?

Just a nice way of saying you were shitter than the person they hired mate

 

[shmmeee]

The French

 

[OffenhamSkyBlue]

The French

I kinda get it - but any reason in particular this morning??? Have i missed something?

 

[shmmeee]

I kinda get it - but any reason in particular this morning??? Have i missed something?

Tried driving to Paris yesterday and spent the day in Paris. Have been to the Netherlands and Belgium this week and just found France and the French unnecessarily awkward by comparison.

 

[Terry_dactyl]

Tried driving to Paris yesterday and spent the day in Paris. Have been to the Netherlands and Belgium this week and just found France and the French unnecessarily awkward by comparison.

Mark Steel, who’s a bit a Francophile, tells a story about his experiences of waiting at an isolated French train station, and just how awkward the only guard was when he was trying to find out the time of the next train. Basically MS asks him when the train is due, the guard says 2:30pm. 2:30pm comes and goes so Steel goes back to the guard to ask where the train is…”2:30pm tomorrow” the guard replies.
Steel said that this encounter best sums up his experiences of the French…or something like that.

 

[publican1990]

The correlation between nice weather and twattish behaviour.

 

[BodicoteSkyBlue]

Getting asked in McDonald’s earlier, “would I like my change?” Errr yes! It’s my cash and I want it back.

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

"this page is intentionally left blank"

 

[Deleted member 5849]

"this page is intentionally left blank"

Whilst I kind of get you, I'll be the dullard who points out it's all about folding paper, and not panicking the production editor / proof reader that a page is missing in their nice new book.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Hayfever

Fuck off!

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[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Cunts parking across mandatory cycle lanes......

...I have no problem kicking a dent in your door, or, if its exceptionally selfish parking, I've been known to circle back around specifically to punch your wing mirrors off.


You Utter Pricks. You should have to re-take your driving test.

 

[skybluesam66]

Angry cyclists. They should be chilled with all that exercise but they are all inherently angry

 

[robbiekeane]

dickheads who wait forever to pull off when the light goes green. I understand not everyone can pull off at the same time when the light goes green as you need to ensure space between cars but drives me insane when i miss a green arrow turn or something just because some dosey twat at the front is in lala land. Pay fucking attention to the light even if you're not at the front.

Cunts

 

[robbiekeane]

oh and another one - braking before indicating? fuck off.

someone in the car the other day was like oh they're just looking for a spot or they don't know where they are going. That's not my fucking problem, selfish twats

 

[robbiekeane]

heres another one and its a big one - fucking two factor authentication

"I'm sorry we've noticed that you are logging in from another fucking bedroom in your house, so we have to send you a one time code to the phone number you had when you were 13"

Thing is bullshit, about time we replaced that with google authenticator or something

 

[skyblueinBaku]

heres another one and its a big one - fucking two factor authentication

"I'm sorry we've noticed that you are logging in from another fucking bedroom in your house, so we have to send you a one time code to the phone number you had when you were 13"

Thing is bullshit, about time we replaced that with google authenticator or something

I'm with you. There is no point in sending me a one time code because we don't have a mobile signal here. Why does everyone assume that there is 100% mobile coverage in UK?