Miserable bastards.... I received a text from my neighbour this morning complaining that I'm having too much sex with the girl I've started dating, and it's keeping him up at night. Then he's imposed a 'quiet time' for us of between 11PM & 6AM.
Jealous - offer him a threesomeMiserable bastards.... I received a text from my neighbour this morning complaining that I'm having too much sex with the girl I've started dating, and it's keeping him up at night. Then he's imposed a 'quiet time' for us of between 11PM & 6AM.
Easy solution. Every time hes injured take him off as a precaution for 10-15 minutes. He will learn quickly whilst watching.One the kids who I coach in my under 10s team, clearly been watching to much PL football, as everytime he gets tripped or goes over, he stays down like he’s injured when it’s clearly just a bump.
It’s my biggest fear when coaching the kids along with having to get the defibrillator out that one gets seriously injured, but with his mum and dad stood on the sidelines , I can’t tell the little shit to fucking get up and stop being a twat!
Much easier to come and here and call a 9 year old a injury faking little shit
I coach under 14's, we recently practised raising our hand prior to a corner being taken, even though we have no signals and then covering mouths with their hands so that the cameras and lip readers don't know what they are saying. The kids looked at me gone out, but still do both.
Chief that’s awful - worth another shot at them - ask the person to imagine it was their father or motherTold work I need to stay local as my Dad is end of life and deteriorating, so they've booked me in for 5 random days on a job that's, on a good day, 4 hours drive. And of course it includes a couple of Fridays so every chance of getting stuck on the M25 for hours
Sorry to hear that chief.Told work I need to stay local as my Dad is end of life and deteriorating, so they've booked me in for 5 random days on a job that's, on a good day, 4 hours drive. And of course it includes a couple of Fridays so every chance of getting stuck on the M25 for hours
Or absolutely hammering it down a residential street with their wank fucking Mercedes’ A class with a muffler on the exhaust or whatever. Massive noise. Just look like an absolute tool…do you actually think people think you look cool?Men over 30 driving like a prick first thing in the morning with their hoodies up inside a car.
You just look like a weirdo.
And of course how well they had done at her school!
Told work I need to stay local as my Dad is end of life and deteriorating, so they've booked me in for 5 random days on a job that's, on a good day, 4 hours drive. And of course it includes a couple of Fridays so every chance of getting stuck on the M25 for hours
Because they only want their mates seeing stuff and not employers/randomers/stalkers/serial killers?
Of all the things you can and should be annoyed about, any form of extra security on accounts you have is not one of them.
I’d you read it, it’s not the extra security, it’s the method
People who open a social media account
We have a “welcome” mat outside the front door that says “oh no, not you again”
Saw a cartoon (possibly Giles or Mac) AGES ago that showed a bloke in a hardware store looking at "Welcome" door mats, etc. Says to the shopkeeper "Have you got one that says Sod Off?"We have a “welcome” mat outside the front door that says “oh no, not you again”
does that count?
I decided not to buy a house once just because those on every wall annoyed me so much.
