Did wonderful batches, opposite the craftsman lol
richnrg
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A dog is not just for Christmas.
If you slice it thinly enough, it can last well past boxing day.
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Same applies to people at work with signs like:
'You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps
In fact any if these 'inspirational' sayings. Linkedin is full of them. Absolute rubbish.
fernandopartridge
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Drove past a house in Stockport yesterday and they had a "Welcome to the Mad House" sign above their garage and a placard up to vote for the local Lib Dem candidate in the forthcoming elections. I think it said it all for me.
Sbarcher
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I like it!We have a “welcome” mat outside the front door that says “oh no, not you again”
does that count?
Sbarcher
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stay_up_skyblues
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And car/bumper stickers, of pretty much any kind (CCFC and ones promoting charity excepted). Seen one yesterday saying;
“If I’m driving fast it’s because I need a shit”
Why? About as funny and stubbing your little toe.
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Can I add gender reveals and baby showers to that please.
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All these people appearing in the newspaper saying I am earning 31k a month sitting at home getting my tits out, who are the saddos that are paying for this shit.
Tommo1993
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Yes, please do.
stay_up_skyblues
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Tbf I always thought they were for the women. I’m glad for the peace when she goes to one.
Brighton Sky Blue
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‘Let’s touch base’
No.
No.
God that's around 40 yrs ago I first heard it.
One of my best pals in Computing and Networks.
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Its just begging
ovduk78
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Let's put it on the back burner
Brighton Sky Blue
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On annoying phrases I’ve heard football commentators throwing in ‘you talk about…’ before every bit of ‘analysis’.
Who talks about it exactly?
Who talks about it exactly?
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We'll take that one offline.
Wyken Sky Blue
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Radio stations interviewing Liverpool fans after yesterday's result:
Radio presenter: Hi who's this?
Liverpool fan: Hi my name is
Radio presenter: Hi, where are you from?
Liverpool fan: I'm from Essex/Devon/Cornwall/Surrey
Fuck off!
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Radio presenter: Hi who's this?
Liverpool fan: Hi my name is
Radio presenter: Hi, where are you from?
Liverpool fan: I'm from Essex/Devon/Cornwall/Surrey
Fuck off!
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Liquid Gold
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Bit of a niche one but the British Embassy in Addis Ababa can fuck off
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You being deported for vandalising the Red Terror Martyr's Memorial Museum?
Brighton Sky Blue
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Ababad day?
Liquid Gold
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Bastards are on public holiday and I need a document to travel home with which they were supposed to do a week ago and didn't so now I'm stuck here for extra time and cost.
Won't let you in without an appointment, won't answer phones or emails and when I went up today they're all knocking about with golf bags. Sounds like a right easy life.
So sort of the opposite of being deported, they're keeping me here.
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Schools that are used for polling stations there are so many other options.
robbiekeane
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wankers who do shit work before they change roles at work knowing that they won’t have to deal with the repercussions.
then people who make you explain why everything’s fucked up knowing it’s not your fault, and then you have to be seen to not throw your predecessor under the bud
then people who make you explain why everything’s fucked up knowing it’s not your fault, and then you have to be seen to not throw your predecessor under the bud
Alan Dugdales Moustache
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Anyone walking the street with a mobile phone in one hand and a coffee in the other. " Look at me I've got such a hectic life style"
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jimmyhillsfanclub
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The advert for the kids money app, "go henry".....
....if you really want to teach kids vital financial skills, how about you start by telling them not to waste 3 quid per month (per kid) on a pointless app.
Fuck off.
....if you really want to teach kids vital financial skills, how about you start by telling them not to waste 3 quid per month (per kid) on a pointless app.
Fuck off.
richnrg
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such as teaching kids?
ccfctommy
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Bollocks.
I have received no leaflets, no knocks on the door for this so called 'big' election. If they can't be bothered then why should I?
I was thinking of voting lib dem but there is not even a lib dem standing in my ward ffs!
JAM See
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You should be bothered because that's how democracy should work.
When I'm king I will make voting compulsory.
Brighton Sky Blue
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Possibly a silly question but are you sure there’s a vote happening in your area?