Things that annoy you (16 Viewers)

ccfctommy

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Bastards are on public holiday and I need a document to travel home with which they were supposed to do a week ago and didn't so now I'm stuck here for extra time and cost.

Won't let you in without an appointment, won't answer phones or emails and when I went up today they're all knocking about with golf bags. Sounds like a right easy life.

So sort of the opposite of being deported, they're keeping me here.

What are you doing in Ethiopia out of interest?
 
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On that theme, there's a quarry between Weston Under Wetherley and Bubbenhall, and the lorries aren't loaded properly - rocks fall off. Had one windscreen smashed, and a large clunk on Friday on my roof. Of course the lorries are long gone by the time that's happened and you've gathered your thoughts, so no chance of getting reg number and proving it.
 

Tommo1993

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On that theme, there's a quarry between Weston Under Wetherley and Bubbenhall, and the lorries aren't loaded properly - rocks fall off. Had one windscreen smashed, and a large clunk on Friday on my roof. Of course the lorries are long gone by the time that's happened and you've gathered your thoughts, so no chance of getting reg number and proving it.

Ah, tippers. Kings of the road, or so they think. Nobody has rights but them.
 

BodicoteSkyBlue

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Going out for Sunday dinner and having my food swamped with gravy. Sorry “chef” I’m a grown up, I can administer my own gravy thanks.
& another thing, apple sauce with your pork. Hot or cold? Cold is my preference, getting it served cold tho is rarer than hens teeth.
 

Sbarcher

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Going out for Sunday dinner and having my food swamped with gravy. Sorry “chef” I’m a grown up, I can administer my own gravy thanks.
& another thing, apple sauce with your pork. Hot or cold? Cold is my preference, getting it served cold tho is rarer than hens teeth.
Fruit with meat, no thank you. Custard with your fruit only. ( same with cranberry and turkey).
 

dutchman

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Facebook sent me SIX separate email notifications between five and ten this evening and when I finally logged-in they turned out to concern a single post by a friend on his own timeline of no importance to me whatsoever. :mad:
 

shmmeee

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Facebook sent me SIX separate email notifications between five and ten this evening and when I finally logged-in they turned out to concern a single post by a friend on his own timeline of no importance to me whatsoever. :mad:

facebook.com/help/154884887910599
 

Sbarcher

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Middle aged men who wear a baseball cap the wrong way round. Come on chaps, you’re not 15.
 

BodicoteSkyBlue

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Hotel I’m staying in this weekend while working away. Fair enough I’m at breakfast in my workwear, other people are there munching breakfast in their pj’s and dressing gown! What on earth for??
 

Mcbean

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People who can’t piss in a urinal and just flood the floor - tossers - I suppose we should include women who try as well
 

Greggs

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when you get to the happy ending part of a massage but she sticks her finger up your arse
 

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