Just read ~15 pages to catch up; what a rollercoaster.
Started strong with the ITK back and forth, nosedived with the puns and then steadily rose to the peak with the Langstaff rumour looking pretty likely (based on the NCFC ITK).
Re Langstaff, £2m seems quite high for a soon to be 27 year old L2 striker with limited resale options. Conversely, his goal scoring record is really strong and despite the level they were scored, it shows he’s got a goalscorers instinct. £1/1.5m with a load of add ones would feel better.