Transfer Rumour Van Ewijk - Confirmed (2 Viewers)

[NorthernWisdom]

Early Big Ron was fun. Didn’t turn out too well though.

Once we started playing matches you mean?

 

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[shmmeee]

Once we started playing matches you mean?

Fun times for signings though!

 

[WestEndAgro]

Could it be a Simms type reveal, that was 9pm I believe

This

 

[Martin180]

 

[WestEndAgro]

I'm a ITK

 

[SkyBlueMatt]

Get the fuck in. Genuinely suffered from depression due to factors in my life (and bottled promotion ) so I took a break from SBT, but fucken hell King is giving me life again with these top drawer signings . LONG LIVE THE KING

Amazing to have you back!

Our paths haven't crossed a great deal but if city can lift you from that hole, I couldn't be happier. Plus there is a free tug if you speak to @Saddlebrains

This is crazy, I questioned if and when we would see us play championship football again. Now I've seen us be within a couple of penalties away from the PL and we're buying multi million pound players.

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[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Every home game should sell out with this squad Robins is assembling. We’re not even finished!

With the signings we're bringing in might not even be any match tickets - ground sold out with ST's!

 

[Frostie]

Just thought, I think we've just broken the club record for signing a defender twice in 1 week !!!!

@shmmeee

 

[slowpoke]

Got a good feeling a
bout Van Ewjic said to be a top signing, I was ex big Dabo fan when storming forward but there was little end product passing, crossing, reckon this guy will be different and having someone like Tatsu ahead of him, can’t wait.

 

[Darth Robins]

With the signings we're bringing in might not even be any match tickets - ground sold out with ST's!

In fact the club are likely to have problems with city fans getting away tickets just to get in. Stewards counting fingers on the gate for Leicester at home.

 

[Calista]

I think vanwij like sandwich?

Not at all like sandwich

Got the missus to record his name to put this all to bed.

 

[slowpoke]

Jeez alot of salivating on here. Its a massive risk buying unknown quantity for that amount of money. I'm sure the people were raving at the hillsner and Kastaneer videos.

Expensive gamble.

I wondered how l long it would be before someone brought this up.
If Robins brings all of his wish for signings in doubt all he will come off will be quite an an achievement if they all do.

 

[WestEndAgro]

Not at all like sandwich

Good luck putting a song together.

 

[bigfatronssba]

Boro at home is gonna sell out, isn't it?

Avoid defeat at Leicester and it will be

 

[bigfatronssba]

So I've seen on Twatter that this lad was clocked running so fast in a game that he would waltz into the Dutch sprinting team at the Olympics.
Can anyone confirm if that is actually true?

 

[Skybluedownunder]

I wondered how l long it would be before someone brought this up.
If Robins brings all of his wish for signings in doubt all he will come off will be quite an an achievement if they all do.

But now we actually have proper scouts! Badlan wasn’t a proper scout, he was a builder who fluked a career in football as per below…

What Badlan had witnessed before has been a remarkable rise in football which saw him working on a building site where he'd never even heard of data analytics.

It was the diagnosis of a colleague with arthritis that changed the course of the 37-year-old's career, "I was a builder and I decided it wasn't what I wanted to do and I wanted to go back to university.

"I was a mature student and as part of my degree there was a performance analysis, data analytics module within it. I'd never really heard of it, but it was really interesting, so I started looking at that."

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[shmmeee]

Got a good feeling a
bout Van Ewjic said to be a top signing,

 

[Manchester_sky_blue]

So I've seen on Twatter that this lad was clocked running so fast in a game that he would waltz into the Dutch sprinting team at the Olympics.
Can anyone confirm if that is actually true?

Heerenveen fans certainly seem to think so judging by all the comments they are leaving on the club's socials

 

[skyblueelephant76]

So I've seen on Twatter that this lad was clocked running so fast in a game that he would waltz into the Dutch sprinting team at the Olympics.
Can anyone confirm if that is actually true?

He was the fastest player in Eredivisie last season

 

[shmmeee]

Good luck putting a song together.

Really think we should use his existing song, the club have used it in his reveal and he’s said to love it.

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Really think we should use his existing song, the club have used it in his reveal and he’s said to love it.

Yep.

Though I've stated my dislike for unoriginal songs, if the player already has one and likes it, keep it.

 

[Finham]

Ha ha ha, lovely little dig, Tom!

 

[Johhny Blue]

So I've seen on Twatter that this lad was clocked running so fast in a game that he would waltz into the Dutch sprinting team at the Olympics.
Can anyone confirm if that is actually true?

I believe it was actually a foxtrot

 

[no_loyalty]

So I've seen on Twatter that this lad was clocked running so fast in a game that he would waltz into the Dutch sprinting team at the Olympics.
Can anyone confirm if that is actually true?

He’s on par with Kyle Walker apparently. Fastest player in the Championship.

 

[Calista]

So I've seen on Twatter that this lad was clocked running so fast in a game that he would waltz into the Dutch sprinting team at the Olympics.
Can anyone confirm if that is actually true?

Hyperbole I reckon. I think I saw that he'd qualify to take part in the Dutch championships?

 

[covcity4life]

Read he's so fast he can turn back time to prevent his mother's murder

 

[Johhny Blue]

Outrageously good highlight video. Potentially the best wing back in the championship from Day 1.

Not afraid of a tackle is he?

 

[Briles]

So just a striker and CB to go?

 

[Johhny Blue]

Tatsu and van Ewijk running the wings could be exciting. If we can complete this signing and keep Hamer we could be competitive in the play offs again

Fuck the playoffs

 

[Johhny Blue]

Most importantly, does anyone actually know how to pronounce his surname?

SA. DUL BRAYNS

 

[Johhny Blue]

I haven't watched his YouTube video yet because didn't want to get my hopes up. But this is starting to get exciting

Are you talking about Van Ewijk or Saddlebrains?

 

[Brylowes]

So I've seen on Twatter that this lad was clocked running so fast in a game that he would waltz into the Dutch sprinting team at the Olympics.
Can anyone confirm if that is actually true?

 

[Johhny Blue]

If this transfer comes off , and @Saddlebrains is as good as his word we will have to see if we can borrow Young Boys of Bern's stadium to hold the event

Is it on the red button?

 

[Finham]

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That's fantastic. Although the BrutalFights thing is a bit disturbing!

 

[Johhny Blue]

OK guys if you’re looking for a funny image of someone skiing that looking like they’re masturbating two people, DO NOT put “skiing masturbating” in google image search without safe search.

That’s NOT me in the Canadian rockies