Discussion in 'Coventry City General Chat' started by mrtrench, Apr 16, 2017.
Tim is always available for Joy so that when she gets the urge Tim has to give her a blowjob.
Tim keeps bees. Not for the honey, for the fur.
Tim keeps it quiet that he got contracts mixed up when appointing the manager before MR. He thought he could cover it up by letting the bricklayer manage the team for a couple of months. Alan Pardew still hasn't got to DPC level on Tims home extension
Wish the **** would get his p45
Craig David's '7 days' song was written about Tim.
At school, Tim was known for being very illusive and very slight in stature.
He was given the nick name "Slim Shady".
When the real slim shady stood up in 1999, Tim had to revert back to his previous nick name, "timmy"
The song was particularly painful as Tim is unable to stand up due to having legs made of strawberry pencils
Timmy is a keen collector of vintage vibrating vaginas, so much so, he has conceived and inaugurated the low key collectors convention named Twat Con '17.
Apparently, the twats on show go beyond the vibrating vaginas...
The Franz Ferdinand Song "Take Me Out" was written about a Tim and his ex girlfriend, Mavis from Coronation Street.
He asked her out after meeting on match.com but she said didn't know, he said he didn't know, so he took her out
Tim finds his fingers so amusing that he cannot glimpse them even for a second without grinning from ear to ear. However one glance at his own toes and he falls into floods of tears.
Tim has a tattoo of Limahl across his chest.
that's actually true. It was due to his ability to throw 2 balls at the same time at coconuts on stick at the fair
That tattoo says "too shy"
What do you mean? They are all true (probably); every single last fact on this thread.
Allegedly Tim's real name is Timothy Waldron-Armstrong-Thomas.
His parents were unsure about sticking with those initials, but decided to change his surname to something beginning with F. The registrar said they couldn't have their first choice of Fekkingasshole, so opted for Fisher instead.
Who is this tim you are all speaking of ?
He is clearly the THE most popular bloke in the world ....
World!!! that lying bastard, he told me universe.
Tim was once turned down for an appearance on Jim'll Fix It. The reason cited was that he was deemed too weird, but apparently Savile was frightened of him
As a kid, Tim was a big fan of "Dallas". At school, he was often heard saying "I want to be JR"
Since taking over at CCFC, not only has Tim taken part in a JR, he is also looking to star in JR2, "the smoking gun"
Tim Fisher created the 'crying' emoji, but doesn't like to talk about it as it was based on a harrowing experience with an Otter growing up.
Tim was one of the co-founders of "Britannia music", which encouraged the public to sign up for 5 free cd's, in exchange for paying £15.99 for at least 6 CD's in the next 2 years.
In 2007, due to the advent of the digital revolution, Britannia Music shut its doors.
Tim has very large fingers. During his childhood this had a severe impact on his ability to paint his Subbuteo players. His attempts to paint the Sheffield Wednesday shirts usually resulted in a streaky sky blue. With each attempt he became increasingly paranoid about the colour sky blue, and can only watch Coventry City when they are playing in their change strip and it is an evening fixture or particularly overcast. On all other occasions he hires Peirce Brosnan as a body double, and recovers the costs as directors fees.
Tim looks at him self in the mirror every morning and tells him self today is the day you declare your undying love for joy. But every time he panics and runs off with his lap dog tail between his legs.
Tim once finger blasted Kim Kardashian and the sex tape was thrown to sea on a USB memory stick. It is said the other one is in a safe at SISU HQ.
And he still likes her smell.
Tim's back is so hairy, he has homed several Gorillas in it, charging them rent at a high rate. If they fail to pay, he deploys his mini ginger drones to seek the rent and threaten legal action.
Am I bovvered?
Tim once used invisible ink to fill in a job application form for GCHQ. Once the GCHQ boffins had deciphered the said document they offered him an interview on the basis of his ingenuity. Unfortunately Tim made a mistake when decoding the GCHQ letter containing his interview details, and ended up at the Cheltenham branch of B&Q. He spends most of his working day in the bathroom section hiding behind shower curtains, and on the occasions he is found always asks "Is the sun shining in Exhall?"
Fisher is not Tim's real name but an anagram of Iamacompletecunt.
Tim once went for a job as a fairy light , unfortunately he didn't get it ;
He weren't bright enough !!!!!!!
Tim was doing the ironing at home one night. The phone rang and he burnt his ear.
Tim once worked in Saudi Arabia as a maintenance manager in one of the Gulfs premier hotels. When confronted by a very over heated sheik and his rather menacing entourage all very cross about the failure of the air conditioning system to deal with the not unexpected heatwave he ran for his life shouting "I blame the fans"
A psychiatrist put Dim Tim on Prozac for his depression. Unfortunately Tim had been self medicating for years and he now suffers from anhedonia which can only be mitigated by causing immense suffering to others.
This is part of Sisu's business plan as they are major share holders of anti psychotics and benefit from the failure of Ccfc
In his childhood there was nothing Tim liked better than a good old fashioned game if hide and seek. Unfortunately he couldn't and still can't count to 10. His parents utilised this to move home without Tim noticing. Tim turned thus trick to his own advantage later in his career which is why Joe Elliott did not attend the first six games at Suxfields
A very guarded fact of Tim was that when a child he was turned on by Crabs and loved them so much he would 'walk' onto the school play ground walking sideways and snapping his fingers. He loved it and would often watch crab porn until he grew out of it.
However, when Mark Robins asked for a 'clause in his contract' Tims glue bazooka went off again....
Made me LOL, very good.
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