Otis
Well-Known Member
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Too serious.
No sense of humour. Never gets the joke of anything in any TV programme.
Won't get into the spirit of Christmas, or Easter, or Halloween, or Bonfire Night etc.
Never wants to go anywhere but Russia for holidays
Always criticises the UK and how things are here (Russians do everything better, food, health, science, care of its people, law and order). I know, ridiculous.
Believes all the old wives tales of you getting a cold by being cold, catching the flu from having wet hair etc.
Always cold, so shuts all the windows, even in summer.
Doesn't like bass, so we are not allowed to have the sound bar on in the house, or have the TV past below average volume (daughter and I have now taken to wearing headphones, but apparently they are too loud too)
Won't watch any UK TV programmes (apart from the odd exception)
Always moans about the little things (daughter not putting her slippers on, or the bedroom not being immaculate), while I only tell my daughter off about the big things (right and wrong, health, safety, consideration and care for others, education).
Thinks Putin is a lovely man who has never done wrong.
She sends text and WhatsApp messages to me even though we are both in the house.
Everything is 'always a complete mess' or 'totally wrong ' No half measures. Me and my daughter have now started calling her 2. It's too cold, it's too noisy, it's too windy, it's too sunny, it's too late, it's too early, it's too far, too silly, etc.
Will eat food that is scandalously out of date (bread 17 days past its best before date, a mango that was 4 months old, yoghurt that is 6 weeks out of date etc. It's the British climate though that gives her diarrhoea and stomach upsets.
Like:
She works long hours.
Too serious.
No sense of humour. Never gets the joke of anything in any TV programme.
Won't get into the spirit of Christmas, or Easter, or Halloween, or Bonfire Night etc.
Never wants to go anywhere but Russia for holidays
Always criticises the UK and how things are here (Russians do everything better, food, health, science, care of its people, law and order). I know, ridiculous.
Believes all the old wives tales of you getting a cold by being cold, catching the flu from having wet hair etc.
Always cold, so shuts all the windows, even in summer.
Doesn't like bass, so we are not allowed to have the sound bar on in the house, or have the TV past below average volume (daughter and I have now taken to wearing headphones, but apparently they are too loud too)
Won't watch any UK TV programmes (apart from the odd exception)
Always moans about the little things (daughter not putting her slippers on, or the bedroom not being immaculate), while I only tell my daughter off about the big things (right and wrong, health, safety, consideration and care for others, education).
Thinks Putin is a lovely man who has never done wrong.
She sends text and WhatsApp messages to me even though we are both in the house.
Everything is 'always a complete mess' or 'totally wrong ' No half measures. Me and my daughter have now started calling her 2. It's too cold, it's too noisy, it's too windy, it's too sunny, it's too late, it's too early, it's too far, too silly, etc.
Will eat food that is scandalously out of date (bread 17 days past its best before date, a mango that was 4 months old, yoghurt that is 6 weeks out of date etc. It's the British climate though that gives her diarrhoea and stomach upsets.
Like:
She works long hours.
