dancers lance
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He's a muppet, he likes to think he is "Mr Big Time" but played the Empire in Cov on NYE, even actual sloths are embarrassed by him and they crawl about shitting on themselves covered in moss.
Gazolba
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I hate it when you tell someone to do something and they say "I'm on it".
Gazolba
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How about this for annoying, there was a lady who sat in the cubicle opposite me (thankfully she has now left) who every lunchtime would go and get a bit container of drink.
It would evidently be about half full of ice cubes. She would drink the drink and then start shaking the container, now containing only ice cubes. Presumably this was to hasten the meting of the ice. This would go on for maybe 15 minutes. She then would start sucking and eating the ice cubes and cracking them in her teeth one by one. This whole process continued for maybe an hour.
It would evidently be about half full of ice cubes. She would drink the drink and then start shaking the container, now containing only ice cubes. Presumably this was to hasten the meting of the ice. This would go on for maybe 15 minutes. She then would start sucking and eating the ice cubes and cracking them in her teeth one by one. This whole process continued for maybe an hour.
Otis
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Malaka
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Thats because you are a hippy! Right on!!
olderskyblue
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My wife just says "I'm right"
richnrg
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shop assistants that say the same thing all the time, and don't look you in the eye.
e.g. I regularly visit my local Co-op (which incidentally, I call the Mick Coop, although no-one else gets it) at lunchtime to buy a snack. Generally I am spending less than a fiver, and so stand in the queue with my goodies, waiting to pay, fiver/coins in hand.
After waiting a few minutes for the cashier to serve the other 4 or 5 people in the queue it's my turn. I've added up the total in my head, and so have the fiver visibly held out in front of me. After scanning my items, she looks up and says, "that will be £X.xx, when you're ready" .
'When I'm ready? - I'm obviously ready. I was 'ready' 5 minutes ago. I remain ready. It's you that's only just become 'ready', not me.
I know it must be a boring job, but surely you can make it more interesting by saying something different each time.
Oh, and no eye contact too with the 'thank you' at the end - -GRRRRR.
e.g. I regularly visit my local Co-op (which incidentally, I call the Mick Coop, although no-one else gets it) at lunchtime to buy a snack. Generally I am spending less than a fiver, and so stand in the queue with my goodies, waiting to pay, fiver/coins in hand.
After waiting a few minutes for the cashier to serve the other 4 or 5 people in the queue it's my turn. I've added up the total in my head, and so have the fiver visibly held out in front of me. After scanning my items, she looks up and says, "that will be £X.xx, when you're ready" .
'When I'm ready? - I'm obviously ready. I was 'ready' 5 minutes ago. I remain ready. It's you that's only just become 'ready', not me.
I know it must be a boring job, but surely you can make it more interesting by saying something different each time.
Oh, and no eye contact too with the 'thank you' at the end - -GRRRRR.
Otis
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Maybe you just have one of those faces.
richnrg
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Otis
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She's a bit of a MILF if you ask me.i don't know what you're talking about.
richnrg
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you mean like all of us forum users, Nick ?
Nick
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Ha No, even worse. It's when you have other IT companies who dont seem to have a clue who want you to do everything for them.
For example It Companies who just resell other people's stuff, whack loads on top of what they pay as well as charging their customers for support. (but they don't pay for support themselves).
Get them on the phone "you don't have any support with this, do you want to buy support?" "No, I want you to fix it now. I pay you for it" "You pay for the service, that is working fine but you need support setting this up, which you don't have" "Yes but you should set it up for my customers", "I'm afraid we can't, you just have a basic service."
You go on their website and they claim to be experts and charge the earth to their customers for it.
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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Got onto a train at Euston on Friday & I have 2 things that annoyed me.
1- I was sat at a table seat the bloke opposite me but in the aisle seat (i was in the window seat) I opened a can and it fizzed up ever so slightly so I sipped the top look up he stares at me and does the most dramatic wipe of his hand (must have been the smallest amount of drink spittle)on the seat next to him stares at me, shakes his head, I immediately mouth “sorry” and raise my hand in a sorry gesture, he continues to stare and shake his head before returning to watch something on his phone, absolute drama queen! (He got off at MK more reason to hope we turn them over next week!)
2- trains pulling into Cov a lad is stood by the door ready to press the button and get off I’m about 5/6 foot back so I’m not creepily close, train pulls in a bloke just walks straight up between me and this lad pushing in to get off. Well done You’ve gained 1 second!
(Awaits “twats opening a can on the train”& “twat waiting away from the door post”
1- I was sat at a table seat the bloke opposite me but in the aisle seat (i was in the window seat) I opened a can and it fizzed up ever so slightly so I sipped the top look up he stares at me and does the most dramatic wipe of his hand (must have been the smallest amount of drink spittle)on the seat next to him stares at me, shakes his head, I immediately mouth “sorry” and raise my hand in a sorry gesture, he continues to stare and shake his head before returning to watch something on his phone, absolute drama queen! (He got off at MK more reason to hope we turn them over next week!)
2- trains pulling into Cov a lad is stood by the door ready to press the button and get off I’m about 5/6 foot back so I’m not creepily close, train pulls in a bloke just walks straight up between me and this lad pushing in to get off. Well done You’ve gained 1 second!
(Awaits “twats opening a can on the train”& “twat waiting away from the door post”
Nick
Administrator
Should have done one of those comedy drink spills you would see on Chucklevision.
"oohhh, ohhhhhhh ooohhhhhhh, sorry mate this can has gone all over you"
OR
You should have only opened the can slightly and tried to suck the drink through the small gap, that would have pissed him off even more.
It's the same with Crow(s).
Mistakenly bought a Counting Crows album once turned out I loved em.
Captain Dart
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fernandopartridge
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Did the MK c**t have a laptop out? They usually do, soaking in their self importance
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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Nah he was in ‘rocker style casual clothes’, he looked the spit of the lead singer from Linkin Park that died last year.
Covstu
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I bet he was crawlin in his skin when he got soaked by your can!
jimmyhillsfanclub
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Me......specifically Me wasting my time on here.......I'm too busy for this shizzle......but I just can't seem to stay away.....
Still.....it could be worse.....I used to have real addictions
Still.....it could be worse.....I used to have real addictions
Terry Gibson's perm
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Today whilst walking my dog a man over the road was going into his house and he flicked me the v never seen him before so not sure why but he can look at today his freebie next time they will have to surgically remove my foot from his arsehole
olderskyblue
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Provided an expensive Cad/Cam system to a Company in the Black country years ago. About a year or so later, got a call from the Cad Manager moaning saying he needed support straight away as the system wasn't working. Took us 3 days to find the cause and solve it. once solved, said Manager called up and had a right go at me about my company and the "lack of service". Started talking about how much time his designers lost working, how much that cost his company, and how the MD might decide to sue us to get it back. I shut him down and said to get the MD to call me.
MD called, went on a little tirade, but not as bad as the dickhead manager. When he'd done, I then went through everything we had done to find, and then solve the issue. Told him we'd found out that it was something the Cad Manager had done that had caused it all in the first place.... He then started to have a quieter go at me about the time it took to resolve. It was then I pointed out that he did NOT have a support contract, that his manager decided not to take one out because he was an "expert" in Unix,
We had taken on, and solved his problem nonetheless. MD went very quiet, and then said "are you sure we don't have a contract?" :emoji_joy::emoji_joy:
Did get a very nice letter of apology from him later, but he never did fire the arsehole manager
Mcbean
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He came out of his house 3 weeks ago and trod in dogshit !
Terry Gibson's perm
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I hope so but it wouldn’t have been my dogs as I always pick it up