Ashes 2023 (3 Viewers)

[CCFCSteve]

If we keep dropping chances you could be right

 

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[SlowerThanPlatt]

Warner masterclass so far

 

[Saddlebrains]

Anderson and Broad are finished unfortunately

Agreed on Anderson

Broad is still a danger

 

[LastGarrison]

That was a beauty!!!

 

[SlowerThanPlatt]

What a twat Pietersen is

 

[David O'Day]

Thought he was bang on personally

hi boosh, bye boosh

 

[SkyBlueSoul]

Shouldn't they have declared by now?

Pussies.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Shouldn't they have declared by now?

Pussies.

They might when they get over 500 and the bowlers have been driven into the dirt.

 

[thekidfromstrettoncamp]

Took 2 wickets in 4 balls new ball due in 4 overs hope yet.

 

[SkyBlueSoul]

Thank fuck for that

 

[David O'Day]

get these out asap adn it is far better than it looked like being

 

[David O'Day]

Too little too late. No chance of winning this test

lol Boosh, have a bit of dignity mate

Be kind to yourself

 

[David O'Day]

don’t think that’s how the song goes wankchops but good attempt. Figured out which account is Boosh yet you loser

you have multiple accounts, everyone knows about and laughs at you

you are text book boosh, using someone else's shitty jokes because you are too stupid to thing up your own

have some dignity man, be kind

 

[David O'Day]

I have one account like I always have, another good try. Your obsession with me continues. After accusing 5 others of being me, you’ve found me, score.

Again that isn’t how the song goes, have another go you might get there eventually

you have multiple accounts, that's well known and you are sad enough to do it as well.

What song you weird little man? you need help kid

 

[David O'Day]

Which accounts?

The song I often reference is treat people with kindness by Harry Styles.

you need help your obsession you piss stained old man

Oh a harry styles song, i'm not a 14 year old girl mate.

There you go again, using someone else's insult. Have you an original bone in your weird body?

I'm just telling you to be kind to yourself and get the help you really need kid.

 

[David O'Day]

So you admit you don’t even get the joke you’re trying to make. Do some research before you try come at me old fella

what joke you thick c**t

I am telling you to be kind to yourself. You need help mate

it's not my fault you're fucking stupid is it

Do you have a disability? If so sorry mate my bad

 

[David O'Day]

You’ve tried to mock me for referencing ‘treat people with kindness’ a song you didn’t know existed. You’ve now realised you got it wrong and have resorted to swearing and insults. Good attempt but please try harder.

Are you really that stupid? OMFG you really are!

 

[LastGarrison]

Can you both fuck this shit off to another thread?

 

[David O'Day]

Can you both fuck this shit off to another thread?

nah, he's fucking hateful weirdo who picks on people online

 

[David O'Day]

No old boy. You were the one who didn’t understand the joke that everyone on this forum regularly makes. At least they understand the context. Still mistakes happen with age. Anyway, nice to see how rattled you still get by me 3 years on. Loser

Ratlled, look at your your are so rattled you're puffing out your chest and pretending you didn't misunderstand simple english

 

[David O'Day]

Calm down old fella you’ll have a heart attack. Have a special brew if that’ll settle you down

And again, do you have any material of your own?

like everyone else I'm just going to laugh at you

 

[David O'Day]

yes everyone can see you’re laughing and not in a rage. You think you’d learn with age

oh boosh, you try so hard and fail so hard as well



Only rage is you smashing up your basement in your mums house

we'll let people talk cricket now, I look forward to laughing at you on other threads

Be kind mate

 

[lifeskyblue]

Sorry to interrupt this lovers tiff


But I thought Aussies really wasted the opportunity to put the game beyond England. If England take this opportunity to bat ‘sensibly’ for next three sessions and then press they should be in a decent position to put pressure on the Australians and equal up the series.


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[lifeskyblue]

They could have scored higher I agree but this total is more than enough. I imagine they will still win by 100 runs at least

All depends on whether England can knuckle down and build a decent innings. If they can it will be close but yes get dismissed for around 300/350 England will struggle to contain the Aussies second innings.


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[David O'Day]

Well done David, I can see you made a conscious effort to type that ‘simple English’ coherently this time. Good job old boy

Remember to treat people with kindness in future and avoid those ‘14 year old girls’.

Also yes, I’m 24 and live with my mum. How sad. We don’t have a basement but I have a bedroom.

hahaha

 

[CCFCSteve]

Sorry to interrupt this lovers tiff


But I thought Aussies really wasted the opportunity to put the game beyond England. If England take this opportunity to bat ‘sensibly’ for next three sessions and then press they should be in a decent position to put pressure on the Australians and equal up the series.


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Agreed. Like the positivity but it’s still a big ‘IF’ and we could do with the openers doing their job and seeing off the new ball. Starc appeared to get some decent movement from the off which looks ominous

we’re certainly in a better place than I thought we would be when they were 310 for 3 ! Although I reckon we’ll be kicking ourselves after a very flat performance is the field for a majority of yesterday

 

[Deleted member 5849]

I knew if I perservered with this thread I'd find out what was going on in the cricket.

 

[CCFCSteve]

I knew if I perservered with this thread I'd find out what was going on in the cricket.

King Out

 

[lifeskyblue]

Agreed. Like the positivity but it’s still a big ‘IF’ and we could do with the openers doing their job and seeing off the new ball. Starc appeared to get some decent movement from the off which looks ominous

we’re certainly in a better place than I thought we would be when they were 310 for 3 ! Although I reckon we’ll be kicking ourselves after a very flat performance is the field for a majority of yesterday

Yes yesterday was so poor from an England point of view that to have bowled them out before lunch today was incredible.
You are right re importance of openers staying there and seeing off the new ball.
Yes it is a big IF but at least there is some hope whereas after yesterday I couldn’t see any.


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[SkyBlueSoul]

Even when these 2 are going well I never feel they're far from getting out. That being said we're ahead of the where the Aussies were (73-1, 23ov) and if they can get this partnership to 100 I'll be cautiously optimistic.

Depends what state Pope is in as well. All well and good him coming out to bat but if his shoulder's fucked he won't be much use.

 

[CCFCSteve]

Even when these 2 are going well I never feel they're far from getting out. That being said we're ahead of the where the Aussies were (73-1, 23ov) and if they can get this partnership to 100 I'll be cautiously optimistic.

Depends what state Pope is in as well. All well and good him coming out to bat but if his shoulder's fucked he won't be much use.

Spoke too soon ! Decent start though

 

[Nuskyblue]

That was close

 

[LastGarrison]

At close of play yesterday you definitely would have taken where we are now.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Good news for England Lyon has pulled up

 

[CCFCSteve]

Good news for England Lyon has pulled up

Never nice to see a player injured but that could be massive. Bizarrely it’s his 100th consecutive test