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You are too fussy mate!

Sorry, didn't realise.:slap:

http://www.football365.com/f365-says/7452339/Never-Felt-More-Like-Singing-The-Blues... It's all in the link, most of the sorry story that is our club!!

Women are like hotwater bottles.. Hold it by the neck, pour in the hot liquid and watch out that it dont spit back in your face. Wipe off the dribbles and cuddle..!!

Girlfriend sends a text to her boyfriend: If you are sleeping send me your dreams! If you are laughing send me your smile! If you are crying send me your tear drops! Bloke responds: I am having a shit, what do i do?

Little Johnny jumps on a bus & sits behind the driver. Johnny starts chanting at the top of his voice ''If my mammy was a cow & my daddy was a bull then id be a calf...if my mammy was a ewe & my daddy was a ram, then id be a lamb...if my mammy was a mare & my daddy was a stallion then id be a...

I went to a fortune teller last week.. She studied my hand and said., "You have been masturbating.." I said "Hey you are good, can you tell me anything about my future.???" She looked at my face and said. "You'll be doing it for a f*cking long time..!!"

Aaahhh, the stuff we Brits bring back from abroad!:D

Estonia 20 points Belarus 10 points Albania 5 points Coventry no points That concludes the vote from Hull:wave:

They are searching for anyone who looks like they could last 90 minutes on the pitch. My advice to you all is cough a lot, otherwise you might just get a game!!

We would only be middle to upper echelon of that Division.

You can say that about a lot of players!

I have just witnessed Fatima Whitbread taking a shower in a skimpy bikini under a waterfall in the jungle, i sat there thinking please don`t get an erection ..................... but she did:laugh:

Ask him why that ignorant slag of a receptionist told one of our esteemed members to fuck off!

My other half said he can't sing, that's good enough for me. Talentless twat!

The curry house in town, already sank 15 pints of Fosters, had the fight and was rounding it off with a vindaloo!

You've got too much time on your hands pal. Fact is if we don't get points quick, we are royally screwed!

Wish I was pissed, I might be able to understand what you wrote!:thinking about:

We will go down and we'll end up playing Stevenage Borough. Do a google search and look at their ground and compare it with ours. 1st Division clubs are going to love the Ricoh, unless we relocate to Hearsall Common by then!

Jeeez, are you on drugs?