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    Your pet

    I've been to a few of these in different countries. It's a great idea and is basically a cat sanctuary and charity that serve hot drinks.
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    Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz 2

    I think AJ looked like a beaten man before Ruiz laid a finger on him. It's possible he lost his nerve fighting outside England and there's all sorts of rumours about a hidden illness. Ruiz out classed him though and ultimately that's all that matters. The only real difference in the rematch is...
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    Film Thread 2019

    Free Solo A documentary about a man who thinks it's a good idea to climb huge dangerous mountains without the aid of ropes or anything safety related. It's as gripping (pardon the pun) and nerve wracking as any huge blockbuster film. 9/10
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    General Election 2019 thread

    How long must it take Andrew Neil to form that hideous thatch on top of his head? It looks like it's made up of recycled ginger pubes and shredded wheat.
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    League 1 games today

    Sunderland Til I Die 3 is going to have some canny footage lads. Series 2 is due out any time now as well. What a time to be alive!
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    Michael McIntyre

    Oh yes, I appear to have misjudged that one.
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    Michael McIntyre

    When he was on Mock The Week his punchline was nearly always "Gordon Brown" who was Prime Minister at the time and an unbelievably easy target. Lazy, unfunny twat.
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    anyone work in HR

    Does HR stand for Ham Rolling? If so, I'm out but would be interested in the process. Thanks.
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    Michael McIntyre

    Mock The Week was quite good when Frankie Boyle was on it but some people think he just went on and improvised his material when in reality he would write jokes all week and then test it out on a small audience to see what worked the night before filming.
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    Michael McIntyre

    Is Andy Parsons on TV anymore? I remember hating the baldy little fucker ten or so years ago but thankfully I've been spared his awfulness in recent years.
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    Michael McIntyre

    If being shit stopped comedians being successful, panel shows in the UK would be dead.
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    I'd rather shag fellow Masterchefer Gregg Wallace. I admire this choice though. Definitely not one I'd ever mention in public.
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    UK Immigration - The Facts

    I don't know why Fox News gets all the negative spin. CNN and co are just as twisted and biased but just on the other side of the political spectrum.
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    Charity direct debits

    I'm usually quite good at blanking beggars when I'm sober but after a few drinks I'm prone to giving out a few quid. I gave a homeless old guy $20 in New York because he said he was desperate for a bottle of whiskey and a packet of cigarettes. I don't mind when they're honest. It's the c*nts who...
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    Michael McIntyre

    Is there a female Miranda?
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    Charity direct debits

    Macmillan. Macmillan nurses help so many families and victims of cancer, without them dealing with the horrendous disease would be even harder and they deserve every penny they get. Cats Protection. Because cats are amazing and deserve special treatment.
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    Sheffield Utd that could be us

    If my granny had a dick she'd be my grandad.
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    Michael McIntyre

    He dresses like a fat lesbian, acts like a drunk toddler and makes observations in varying zany tones of voice. I find him more creepy than annoying. Definitely not funny though but that's just a matter of taste and mine is excellent.
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