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Yeah, something like that would soon make the imbeciles think twice.

I just can't fathom how so many people don't give a shit. It's not like they have to go out of their way to dispose of the rubbish. There are massive bins in the car park that you can drive past and throw rubbish into or as you said, just take it home.

Do you have a problem with your aim?

Did you test your blood to see if you were in ketosis? I just assumed I had to be because I didn't touch a single carb but I know there's people out there who will check their blood every week.

Littering scumbags. I fancied an ice cream last night so drove to a McDonalds for a McFlurry (the new mint matchmaker one is lovely) I was waiting in the queue for my order when some c*unt in the car in front threw a whole bag of rubbish onto the grass to the left of the drive thru and drove...

The Keto diet is more hassle than it's worth unless you stay on it permanently because once you eat or drink those delicious carbs you'll instantly put on about 1/2 a stone in water weight and your body will be kicked out of ketosis. I tried it for a few months but it just wasn't sustainable...

Right fellas. I'm inside the ground now. It was getting tasty outside. I had to tip over a Sunderland slag in a mobility scooter and I gave a police horse a kick in the bollocks for looking at me the wrong way. Updates to follow.

A hole in one for sure.

Ticketmaster rarely put the whole allocation on sale at once and usually limit sales on the first day to create a buzz about selling out.

I can't really remember it much but my mother used to go on about it all the time "I can't wait to finger the pink tonight" I'd hear her say. She didn't even like football so it must have been a good read.

Even the ads are getting in on the action.

To be fair to him he might just be after the stump.

Supermarkets are rotten hell holes filled with mass produced sugar ridden slop but Asda do a mean pancake from their bakery so I'm fully behind them.

Films used to start in cinemas around 10 minutes after the official screening time which was fair enough in case it was busy or whatever but now it's a complete piss take. The last few films I've seen have been shown a good 30 mins late with 25 minutes of ads and one trailer. People have...

How does Bale's attempt at a brummie accent go? Mark Kermode reviewed it and said his accent travels the length and breath of England.

It's quite odd and a bit unnerving because the fella in question is otherwise very sharp, funny and knows the score but when it comes to fitting in he's a complete sycophant to anyone on a higher wage than him. Whenever a manager is within a 100 foot radius he turns into David Brent on heat.

I have a thing for butter face + bosoms. She's a goer for me.

The Flat White Supremacist

A Caffe Nero opened up near our office recently and almost everyone would buy 1-2 cups a day. It's the cool thing to do. Buy a £10 croissant and you're a fucking well cool person with money in the bank. A work friend that sits near me despises coffee, but hates being left out more. So he...

It makes me laugh how some of these poppy emblazoned hypocrites slag off Corbyn for showing sympathy for the Irish republican cause while they expect nothing but sympathy and respect for the British soldiers who have plenty of blood on their hands. I'm no fan of Corbyns either.