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As humans we are wired to require validation for things we say and do. That's why it's so annoying when you're talking to someone and they either ignore you or talk over you. Same goes for ignored text messages etc. Social media has tapped right into that and now sections of society are...

I find that cooking while listening to podcasts or music is a great way to escape. I shut the kitchen door, turn the speaker up and I'm in a different world. A nice cold beer on the side is even better.

Gotta represent the cat people.

Leave a box of milk tray and a bottle of blue nun on his doorstep. Go that extra mile.

I feel like fucking shit today. Headache, cough and I'm sweating like Michael Barrymore at a pool party.

The girl next door who sings very loudly and very badly during the day.

Sorry to hear about your troubles. I've found that grief only properly kicks in the moment the person dies. It's like a lightning bolt of sadness just hits you. In the films everyone is blubbing and crying for days before the person dies but it doesn't work like that.

Latte Larry will wipe the floor with Mocha Joe cos he has "the beans" and his tables are guaranteed not to wobble.

She once refused to give me a blow job because her mother had a headache.

No sore throat as of yet but the cough is dry.

My brother is in construction and his company are closing down operations on Friday. He can't work from home so I was thinking of getting him some lego.

My girlfriend was coughing like mad last night and was also sweating profusely. Her temp is down today but she still has an aggressive cough. It's hard to know if it's the virus but I'll be no doubt be getting the same in due course.

I had to make a professional call earlier. One of my cats ran up to my face and squealed so loudly that the person on the other end hung up. Magic moments.

Curb has definitely shot back to genius levels after a bit of lukewarm previous season. What are you!? A fucking goose! I have the final two episodes downloaded on my laptop and I'm desperate to see them but also don't want it to end.

True. I went out in my usual winter coat and was sweating like mad.

It's good to see that sex workers are still putting in a shift. Fair play.

It already has. I nipped out to the local shop earlier and they had no beef Hula Hoops left. The end is nigh.

Apparently you can call them, register your parents as vulnerable and then they give them priority but it seems from Twitter that it's impossible to get the through to them as they're so busy.

I'm off to the shop for some milk. First time I've left the house since Friday afternoon.

Sainsburys sent me an email the other day with this info if it helps. Many of you have also asked me about priority online delivery slots for elderly, disabled and vulnerable customers. We have been able to identify a number of customers as elderly and vulnerable based on the information they...