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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    There was the gimmicky £1 a beer pub chain opened a few years back. Not sure if it's still going or not. Pound Pubs are pumping up trade insists businessman behind new discount chain
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    The last time I went to Weatherspoons was in 2015 because I couldn't find anywhere that was open for breakfast. The fry was rubbish, I was charged £1 for a single mushroom and the bloke at the opposite table shat himself.
  3. fellatio_Martinez

    Richard Keys again ,

    I miss Andy Gray on FIFA. Alan Smith is a dreary bastard in comparison.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    No house is complete without one.
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    The 'not so obvious' hot babes thread!

    Christ. I can't believe she's nearly 30. I thought she was about 10 in GOT. I was readying to call you a paedo and all.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Dude can leave the virus on the packaging, dude.
  7. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Londoners are now only permitted one stabbing each per day.
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Official statement: You can only go out for bits and bobs..
  9. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    McDonalds should have just shut without any fanfare. Instead they created a situation where loads of people descend on one place and created a massive buzz around their brand.
  10. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Where is @hill83? Wasn't he reporting symptoms the other day?
  11. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus Isolation - TV Shows to Binge

    The Shield is a rollercoaster ride. It starts out a bit formulaic and you might even feel like giving up on it but once it gets going in season 2 the story arc is amazing. It's as dark, horrifying and funny as anything I've seen on TV. The worst thing that happened to The Shield was The...
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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Ten days after you visited McDonalds when you should have been at home, you're in hospital dying, your lungs are being eaten away by the virus, you burp and still taste Big Mac sauce, smile to your sobbing loved ones and gasp "i'm lovin' it"
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    Richard Keys again ,

    An opinionated middle aged arsehole who constantly forces his opinions down everyone elses throats. He should sign up on here. He'd have plenty of like minded company.
  14. fellatio_Martinez

    Film Thread 2019

    Dead Man's Shoes is great. "What the fuck are you looking at?" "YOU, YA c**t!"
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    Apart from the chaos earlier in the week at the supermarkets

    Where is this happening? I wish the army were deployed to spray water cannons at these self centered wank drippings. Just shop as fucking normal. The food supply chain hasn't stopped.
  16. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus

    Haha. Spot on. I've never fully recovered from seeing that scene when I was a kid.
  17. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus

    This elderly lady with a swollen face just said something deeply profound while having their weekly soak.
  18. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus

    Feckin' priests.
  19. fellatio_Martinez

    Coronavirus

    Is that their final solution?
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    Apart from the chaos earlier in the week at the supermarkets

    I don't think people are getting friendlier. Anytime I check on my neighbours using my binoculars they always seem angry and close their curtains.
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