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    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    You don’t see that as a headline from any news outlet here funnily enough.
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    Are you happy

    That is completely true. Anxiety can manifest itself in many ways and one of the most common is tight chest, palpitations etc.
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    Supermarket shortages

    I believe they were made to accompany beer which I think they do very well.
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    Supermarket shortages

    I'd imagine they are there to cover tils and stockrooms which are usually quite laid back. You're right though, those people will be dropped like hot potatoes when things ease up.
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    Supermarket shortages

    My girlfriend works in a Healthcare agency. They are giving jobs to anyone. No experience necessary, as are other agencies. There's plenty out there if people really need it.
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    Supermarket shortages

    £3 for a toilet roll?! I mean, this is absolutely criminal! Do you know who I am? I have 83 Twitter followers!
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    Supermarket shortages

    I can't stand those type of pricks. They must think that they're doing some kind of public service and are probably about 5ft tall.
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    Things that annoy you

    Whenever I want to feel like there's a marine creature gobbling on my bell end I'll give it a go!
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    Things that annoy you

    Peer pressure perhaps plays a part. A lot of famous people have it now but they spend thousands on making them look semi reasonable. Having Noleen from across the road jab your lips in a car behind Morrisons isn't going to have the same effect.
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    Home Working Thread

    I actually got the general gist of it from watching the aforementioned Limmy play it on his stream. I put the settings on easy and just went through the grind of plowing, seeding, fertilising, harvesting and selling until I got enough money to buy better equipment and bigger fields. You can also...
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    Home Working Thread

    Yeah I'd watch Limmy quite often. He's raking the money in from Twitch. He's got thousands of subscribers, gets plenty of donations and has decided to make it his full time job. He has got a new 3 part series coming out on the BBC soon so he hasn't gone totally into the shadows.
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    Things that annoy you

    Young women walking around with giant collagen filled lips. Does this look good to anyone? I genuinely can't get my head around it and find it sad seeing perfectly beautiful women going down this route of looking like some kind of deep sea fish.
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    Home Working Thread

    I downloaded farming simulator because it was free on Xbox Game Pass and I got very addicted to it. I played it for about a 4 hours a day for a few weeks. It's pretty much just running a farm. You start off small, mainly growing crops and harvesting them. Now that sounds boring but there is...
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    Cooking Thread

    Yes, she is a proper rustic cook. None of your fancy olive oils or seasonings with our Kay.
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    Coronavirus

    I can't bring myself to click on Daily Mail links. I saw a link to an article today which was solely dedicated to Ricky Gervais buying a coffee.
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    Supermarket shortages

    What do you expect from bladdy foraners!?
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    Cooking Thread

    The thing is, she's deadly serious. There's zero irony in her creations.
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    Cooking Thread

    Oh yes. Kay has been a true inspiration to me in the kitchen. Is there anything she can't cook? I particularly loved her take on Italian cooking. Her son Lee is the perfect judge with his delicate palate and amazing way with words.
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    Supermarket shortages

    I think looting and general public disorder aren't too far away. I know this is America but still.
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