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Inevitable consequence of ludicrous over-reaction in the first place.

I have to assume that was in the (fruitless and no doubt, increasingly desperate) search for a crapper. If it's spontaneous, I'd suggest medical assistance. Unless you enjoy that sort of thing.

Strictly speaking, isn't that following through?

Difficult to shit comfortably standing up.

Greggs can advise.

Don't worry, you'll be sitting in the same seat.

Not sure they will be given that he hardly set the heather alight in his short spell at Aberdeen!

Apologies. Combination of fat finger syndrome and the spellchecker running out of fuel.

I googled Footlong assuumingg you'd made it up for comic effect, but loo and behold, it's a thing. What a sheltered life I lead.

Or ahead of themselves.

Le Petomane lives on.

Can we book your lad for the semi?

Immense. The day dawned with blue skies and everything's still Sky Blue and will be for some time, despite the wind and rain that's hammering on the windows. Loved every minute of that game; 10s all round.

For many it just stops the wind blowing through their ears.

Spectacularly.

Agree whole-heartedly with this. That King of Shaves logo is particularly fucking awful.

Flaunting your ignorance is never a good look.

Wright appears on a regular basis.

Clive and Oggy being the honourable exceptions.

At no point did I ask the poster not to say what he did. It's far better that censorship is kept to a bare minimum, otherwise we end up in an echo chamber, in which case you might as well stand in front of the mirror and talk to yourself. . I've never blocked anyone. Once read, I found the post...